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You have lots of friends who are girls but how do you make one of them your girlfriend? What does the church say about organ donation? What does falling in love feel like? What do you do when a girl is telling you what you want to hear instead of the truth?

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When does something become part of memory lane?
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Why do women have such a hard time making decisions? Is being a soccergirl like being a ninja? What kind of movies do soccergirls like? Today’s questions come from Brandon in Oklahoma, Sarah B. in California and Jason in New York.

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