Kissing and Farts
Posted on: February 6, 2009
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February 9th, 2009 at 3:58 pm
Great advice, I’m practising with some tongue-yoga as I type.
Oops, sorry.
February 10th, 2009 at 4:15 am
The first time I farted in front of a girl was in front of the girl I eventually married. It was totally by accident. She laughed her ass off. Fortunately I discovered that she thinks farts are as funny as most men think they are.
(Poor English, I know.)
April 20th, 2010 at 2:39 pm
Вы не правы. Я уверен. Могу отстоять свою позицию. Пишите мне в PM….
Ask a hot chick the kinds of things you’re too afraid to ask hot chicks. And definitely call her a chick. She loves that…..