How can you interpret your date's behavior using body language? Are double chins hot? Romance in three words or less. Also, pee. Today's questions come from Max, Adam, Jason and Heidi Anderson.

What's the best way to get a free drink? How can I protect myself from Somali pirates? Is a cherry a berry? New Trek or old Trek? Today's questions come from Mgcady, Ryan P., A Kovacs and Nobilis.

Why are girls always cold? Will you talk dirty to me? What's up with the pinky toe? Today's questions come from Jeff Wagg, Stones Bones and Scott Sigler.

Exes are like Wonder Woman Pez...

Girlfriends are like giant squid

When does something become part of memory lane? So you're married and you don't want children? What is the perfect date in tough economic times? Today's questions come from George Kalman, Marley in Chicago and Billy in Oregon.

What is the difference between robots and aliens? Today's question comes from Eliza in MA.

Why do women have such a hard time making decisions? Is being a soccergirl like being a ninja? What kind of movies do soccergirls like? Today's questions come from Brandon in Oklahoma, Sarah B. in California and Jason in New York.

Ask a hot chick the kinds of things you're too afraid to ask hot chicks. And definitely call her a chick. She loves that. Today's questions come from Old Guy Chuck and Danny P.